We practice a multi-deimensional synergy of energising freedom!!! Our system of t'ai chi is the spirit dance of ancient China given us by the Towist Wizards of old. We combine cheng man-ching, li family style with 48-step and native american tribal ablution dance. This form of t'ai chi in my opinion is the most authentic of all. i am a Virgo so please be patient as I explain everything to you....
Sunday, 12 December 2010
Monday, 5 July 2010
"Though Bhante has not been listening to many audio books, he has greatly enjoyed hearing a CD of Satyadaka reading his own translation of Heine's The North Sea, and described it as 'an impressive piece of work'. Satyadaka was inspired to attempt translating the poem after reading the first part of Bhante's 'Looking Back' series, published in Shabda last year. In his account of his time with Paramartha in Ipswich searching for traces of his Lingwood ancestors, Bhante mentions his long-standing admiration of Heine's poem in the course of describing the visit they made to Felixstowe, to see the sea after which the poem is named.
"Bhante and I have continued following Sudhana's adventures in the Gandhavhuya Sutra, and as the hero has finally reached Vairocana's tower, there is good reason to think we may finish in the next month. I also read him Sulak Sivaraksa's book The Wisdom of Sustainability: Buddhist Economics for the 21st Century, which he thought an inspired sermon on the need for a society more in accordance with Buddhist ideals."
Vidyaruchi
"Bhante and I have continued following Sudhana's adventures in the Gandhavhuya Sutra, and as the hero has finally reached Vairocana's tower, there is good reason to think we may finish in the next month. I also read him Sulak Sivaraksa's book The Wisdom of Sustainability: Buddhist Economics for the 21st Century, which he thought an inspired sermon on the need for a society more in accordance with Buddhist ideals."
Vidyaruchi
Monday, 14 December 2009
Sunday, 13 December 2009
Saturday, 12 December 2009
Over the next few weeks Indian Order members will be visiting UK Centres and talking about their lives and work. This is a great opportunity to get a different perspective on our Movement and the Dharma.
One of the benefits of experiencing the internationality of our Movement is seeing what of Buddhism is cultural. Throughout it's history the Dharma has adapted as it encounters different situations; so what is central and what varies? It is the recognition that we can take direction of our own lives and through changing how we relate to a situation change the way it unfolds that is the essence of the Dharma. In hearing about our work in India we see that principle played out in a more direct and socio-politically active fashion than we are familiar with in the West; but it is the same Dharma.
One of the benefits of experiencing the internationality of our Movement is seeing what of Buddhism is cultural. Throughout it's history the Dharma has adapted as it encounters different situations; so what is central and what varies? It is the recognition that we can take direction of our own lives and through changing how we relate to a situation change the way it unfolds that is the essence of the Dharma. In hearing about our work in India we see that principle played out in a more direct and socio-politically active fashion than we are familiar with in the West; but it is the same Dharma.
Tuesday, 1 December 2009
Monday, 1 June 2009
Wednesday, 17 December 2008
Friday, 12 December 2008
Monday, 1 December 2008
Monday, 12 May 2008
Buddhashanti writes from Triratna’s Liverpool Buddhist Centre to say -
“Rodney Street is a very attractive and quiet location and will suit us very well. It’s located close to the city centre. It was a very busy weekend with preparing and decorating the room on Saturday and then doing the move on Sunday. We had a great time, and a long day, in getting most of the painting done and transforming the room to our needs. It does look lovely now. Everybody there really threw themselves in to the work and I want to thank everyone involved. Our new address is Liverpool Buddhist Centre, 66 Rodney Street, Liverpool, L1 9AF
“Dear Friends, this to let you know that we moved on Sunday 10 July to a new home in Rodney Street. Five of us - Mary, Jose, Antoinette, Lindsey and I processed up Duke Street to Rodney Street carrying our small Buddha rupa and thanka and chanting the Shakyamuni mantra. This was a good if unusual thing to do and I felt it added significance to our move rather than just walking up the hill to a higher place in Liverpool. Shaun very kindly and generously lent the van and Ian did the driving.
“Rodney Street is a very attractive and quiet location and will suit us very well. It’s located close to the city centre. It was a very busy weekend with preparing and decorating the room on Saturday and then doing the move on Sunday. We had a great time, and a long day, in getting most of the painting done and transforming the room to our needs. It does look lovely now. Everybody there really threw themselves in to the work and I want to thank everyone involved. Our new address is Liverpool Buddhist Centre, 66 Rodney Street, Liverpool, L1 9AF
“We have a great Sangha in Liverpool.
“With metta,
Wednesday, 19 December 2007
Monday, 17 December 2007
Thursday, 13 December 2007
Wednesday, 12 December 2007
There's a room in my house
where an eagle flies
I hear its wings beating against the walls.
It has the smell of blood on its breath,
that seeps under the doorway.
I go months, even years,
trying not to think about that room.
But the eagle never forgets:
It has set me in its perfect vision.
It knows one day we will meet.
And whether I am ready or not,
it will be ready;
it will be there waiting to take me
where an eagle flies
I hear its wings beating against the walls.
It has the smell of blood on its breath,
that seeps under the doorway.
I go months, even years,
trying not to think about that room.
But the eagle never forgets:
It has set me in its perfect vision.
It knows one day we will meet.
And whether I am ready or not,
it will be ready;
it will be there waiting to take me
Tuesday, 12 December 2006
Kamalamani writes -
“Manjusvara's funeral at Bristol Buddhist Centre was a very rich and fitting celebration of a life well lived. It marked beautifully the moving on of Manjusvara from his current life as a Dharma farer, son, brother, uncle, cousin, friend, ex-husband, lover, musician, poet, writer, fundraiser and world traveller. The funeral services were co-ordinated and led with immense love and care by Harshaprabha, Saddhanandi and Taravajra, following Manjusvara's wishes. There were rejoicings and remembrances from his family and friends (his brother: John Keefe, Meg Moginot, John Crown and Mario Cavalli, John Bloss, Manjuvajra and Samayasri), from poet and 'Wolf at the Door' friends (Dhivan, Larry Butler, Varasahaya), from friends at the Karuna Trust (Jayaraja and Amalavajra), from India (from Padmadhara read by Silajala), and from Bristol sangha friends (Satyalila, Suhada and Jvalamalini). In recent months Achintya has been creating a digital archive of poems by Manjusvara and Ananda, so we were fortunate to hear recordings of Manjusvara read some of those poems - it was incredibly poignant to once again hear his voice.
“The funeral was followed by a smaller service at the North Bristol crematorium with eulogies starting with a pre-Buddhist friend Stephen Hewitt, then his brother John, followed by another 'Scouting friend', Keith, then Harshaprabha and Ananda. Keith named how Manjusvara's funeral was a meeting of 'two gangs': his Buddhist 'gang' and his 'gang' of family and friends, and how moved he was to witness the love and respect for Manjusvara from his Buddhist 'gang' and his considerable achievements as a poet, writer, and fundraiser. The services were followed by feasting and an afternoon of spontaneous offerings for Manjusvara in the form of words, poems, songs and music.
“There was a recurring theme throughout Manjusvara's funeral: that he was a kind and encouraging man who gave so much in the different facets of his life and never wasted a moment. Whilst the funeral physically took place in Bristol, it felt to be an international celebration of him and his life. Indeed, several services and rituals have been held in his honour and memory from the UK to India since his death. The love and respect for Manjusvara was reflected in the diverse richness, love, humour and sobriety of his funeral service. The love of his friends in the local sangha was reflected in the responsiveness of so many Bristol friends in making the practical arrangements, skilfully woven together by Satyalila with the support of Jvalamalini and the centre team.
“In drawing this to a close I am reminded of a line from Manjusvara's poem, 'Writing Poetry at Edinburgh Airport': 'there is only one human story: it ends in leaving'. Whilst still absorbing the shock of the swiftness with which Manjusvara's left this life, we are also fortunate to witness his legacy of connection, kindness, boundless creativity, integrity, magical mischief, and love. May all blessings be yours, Manjusvara, as you journey into the next chapter of your human story”.
“Manjusvara's funeral at Bristol Buddhist Centre was a very rich and fitting celebration of a life well lived. It marked beautifully the moving on of Manjusvara from his current life as a Dharma farer, son, brother, uncle, cousin, friend, ex-husband, lover, musician, poet, writer, fundraiser and world traveller. The funeral services were co-ordinated and led with immense love and care by Harshaprabha, Saddhanandi and Taravajra, following Manjusvara's wishes. There were rejoicings and remembrances from his family and friends (his brother: John Keefe, Meg Moginot, John Crown and Mario Cavalli, John Bloss, Manjuvajra and Samayasri), from poet and 'Wolf at the Door' friends (Dhivan, Larry Butler, Varasahaya), from friends at the Karuna Trust (Jayaraja and Amalavajra), from India (from Padmadhara read by Silajala), and from Bristol sangha friends (Satyalila, Suhada and Jvalamalini). In recent months Achintya has been creating a digital archive of poems by Manjusvara and Ananda, so we were fortunate to hear recordings of Manjusvara read some of those poems - it was incredibly poignant to once again hear his voice.
“The funeral was followed by a smaller service at the North Bristol crematorium with eulogies starting with a pre-Buddhist friend Stephen Hewitt, then his brother John, followed by another 'Scouting friend', Keith, then Harshaprabha and Ananda. Keith named how Manjusvara's funeral was a meeting of 'two gangs': his Buddhist 'gang' and his 'gang' of family and friends, and how moved he was to witness the love and respect for Manjusvara from his Buddhist 'gang' and his considerable achievements as a poet, writer, and fundraiser. The services were followed by feasting and an afternoon of spontaneous offerings for Manjusvara in the form of words, poems, songs and music.
“There was a recurring theme throughout Manjusvara's funeral: that he was a kind and encouraging man who gave so much in the different facets of his life and never wasted a moment. Whilst the funeral physically took place in Bristol, it felt to be an international celebration of him and his life. Indeed, several services and rituals have been held in his honour and memory from the UK to India since his death. The love and respect for Manjusvara was reflected in the diverse richness, love, humour and sobriety of his funeral service. The love of his friends in the local sangha was reflected in the responsiveness of so many Bristol friends in making the practical arrangements, skilfully woven together by Satyalila with the support of Jvalamalini and the centre team.
“In drawing this to a close I am reminded of a line from Manjusvara's poem, 'Writing Poetry at Edinburgh Airport': 'there is only one human story: it ends in leaving'. Whilst still absorbing the shock of the swiftness with which Manjusvara's left this life, we are also fortunate to witness his legacy of connection, kindness, boundless creativity, integrity, magical mischief, and love. May all blessings be yours, Manjusvara, as you journey into the next chapter of your human story”.
Tuesday, 6 June 2006
Saturday, 1 April 2006
a Word From SHirley
Shirley is our ressident sage with hr twigs of w=isdom:
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): My alsation fits in the cat box. He don't like it but i can get him in when he's naughty!
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): my glassess keep ou tthe wind, not because i'm blind.
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): i think of myself as being a poet and send my verses to the church. they publissed one last year called My dog ate my cat. It was a true story and trhey called it COMIC verse.
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): everyone calls my dog zilla. When i got him I'd lost my teeth he's really calld Cilla but everyone calls him Zilla
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): my glassess keep ou tthe wind, not because i'm blind.
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): i think of myself as being a poet and send my verses to the church. they publissed one last year called My dog ate my cat. It was a true story and trhey called it COMIC verse.
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): everyone calls my dog zilla. When i got him I'd lost my teeth he's really calld Cilla but everyone calls him Zilla
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): I've got 4 daughters, 2 cats and zilla. we all live in a 2 bedroom back-to-back that Barbara painted yellow after she weent to art school. My husband never stopped smiling but he died when he reached 40.
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): I always take my marketeer with me. it has two wheels and a handle anfd can fit lots of things inside. It even fits zilla when we go bingo.
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): Last time i put zilla in the cat box my nreighbour peter threatened me with the RSPC.
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): I keep thinking i hear burglars and joan next door calls me a silly cow for not locking my door. i've told her that the lock is broke and that it hurts my wrist to turn the key. Thats got her fooled!
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): Someone keeps stealing my undergarments from the wasjing line, and i reckon its peter. He is a weird one. He thinks i'm mad because i wear my coat in the house. Ha! imagine if he knoew that i wear it for bed too!!!
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): My daughters won't come in the house anymore they just hoot that horn until i come outside. They say that i smell.
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): My daughters won't come in the house anymore they just hoot that horn until i come outside. They say that i smell.
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): They keep giving me new clothes so i take them to the charity sdhop. and pick up some bargains to wear instaed. Ha. They called me a fashion nomad. Whta the hell does that mean??? At least i have hair.
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): treacle on the bin keeps hte burglars away'SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): I might be small but i'm not stupid.
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): when people ask me what i do i tell them that i like to play with myself. they never ask again. i love bingo and i love cards but i don't like other people so i always play with myself. SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): If people talk to me in the street i drag my left leg behind me and pretend that i'm a leper. it works a treat, then i keep them talking nad talking and taljking and talking. zilla usually pees too.
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): peter kiicked my old dog Marcus clean over the street one day when marcus bit him again. he said that marcus wass a basatrd. marcus was a harmless little terrier, he just liked to nibble.
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): when a big dog approaches, get in a car immediatly. anybodys car, or go into their house and shut the door. this woman from the estate gave me a right mouthful last time i went in her house, called me a crazy old bag lady. i told her that there was a dog outside and she said it was hers.
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): if you find a glove in the street you should keep it. One glove is better than none and you might find anbother and then you got two. i've been wearing one now for 5 years but cant find the second.
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): that nosey cow next door was watchinmg me hang out my jacket on the line so i told her that id just washed the collar cos that was the only dirty bit. she thought i was an idiot but it'll be dry in 10 mins so whose laughing now????
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): what the hell are bingo wings???
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): peter kiicked my old dog Marcus clean over the street one day when marcus bit him again. he said that marcus wass a basatrd. marcus was a harmless little terrier, he just liked to nibble.
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): when a big dog approaches, get in a car immediatly. anybodys car, or go into their house and shut the door. this woman from the estate gave me a right mouthful last time i went in her house, called me a crazy old bag lady. i told her that there was a dog outside and she said it was hers.
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): if you find a glove in the street you should keep it. One glove is better than none and you might find anbother and then you got two. i've been wearing one now for 5 years but cant find the second.
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): that nosey cow next door was watchinmg me hang out my jacket on the line so i told her that id just washed the collar cos that was the only dirty bit. she thought i was an idiot but it'll be dry in 10 mins so whose laughing now????
SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): what the hell are bingo wings???
Monday, 12 December 2005
Saturday, 2 July 2005
Moving chee
Being able to move your CHee is extremely important.
T'ai Chi could be spelled T'ai Chee if you wanted to spell it that way but I dont so i haven't. Chee is a football of spiritual ectoplasm that moves around your body and we have developed special ways of learning how to move it around our bodies in harmoney with the celestial bodies around us. Try these lovely exercises at home:
- Pass the Chee. make a circle and pull the Chee out of yourself and pass it to the next person. Don't forget to make your ANIMAL call!!! the CHee won't know to come out if you don't call it first.
- Feeling Chee. clutch your hand to your lovers head or your mum's or dogs and feel their cHee! It is a wonderous experience when you make your animal call and feel Their Chee answer you!
- Spirit fingers. your fingers need to waggle as you do the animal forms and this will allow your spiritual blockages to pass more easily in a morning or before you go to bed. Let them do it by themselves: your fingers will remmeber what it was like in the womb.
- Share the goodness. Now, you have the basics, lets get technical!!! Form a circle and pass the chee from one part of your body to somebody elses. Give your Kidney Chee to your neighbour, and they can give there Brain Chee to theri b=neighbour. You can go round the whole circle, just healing one another but make sure you get your Kidney Chee back at the end!
- Sexual ectoplasmic Chee. Yes, it sounds naughty but you all know my feelings about down there! (I don't even like to let Rasta sniff and he really likes to sniff you know). No it isn't naughty at all.
- Rubbing Chee. Saffron calls this one rude too but he said that Rasta likes it so he mustnt mind it that much. All you do is make your animal call and vigorously rub the other person. They will get very hot and maybe pur like a cat!!
- Swinging Salome. Yes, ladies its belly dance time and we all know how to shimmie! Rock your hips and get your tummy wobbling. Sway your hips and remember to click with your tongue. Be careful when you are hopping! Feel sexy. Your are sexy! Feel your Chee glowing in the air around you.
- Call the spirits. If you ckose your eyes and shake your body up and down quickly the spirits will notice you and be drawn to your colours.
Sunday, 12 December 2004
My opinion
Your question and answer page
| CONFUCIOUS SAY: Stuart wanteed to tell us about his experiences with the Rose lee style of T'aiji.... SUCKLING NEWT (Stuart): It was sublime. CONFUCIOUS SAY: What makes you say thatm Stewart?. SUCKLING NEWT (Stuart): It was the cool thing to say. CONFUCIOUS SAY: So what happened in the class> Did you leran some new routines and things?. SUCKLING NEWT (Stuart): The master blokey was way cool. Kind of Steve Buscemi meats T-Bag off prison Break? Awasome. He's an expert in many differenmt martial arts but especially so in Taijikwan. CONFUCIOUS SAY: You mean he waz violent?/?. SUCKLING NEWT (Stuart): Not really. He just new his stuff. I totally believed him at first.. CONFUCIOUS SAY: Well, their you have it folks. CRIMSON ROD (Jay Lee): I have a lot of friends, because I like to communicate with people around me. My friends call me sunshine, because I like to create merry atmosphere around me. I am cheerful, like sunshine during a gloomy day. I have many things which I like to do. I am young and I know that I have a lot of opportunities, so I try to use most of them. I like to read different books, because I like to broaden my horizons. I adore dancing, because it is very good way to spend the time and of course it helps me to keep my body in a proper shape. I like to listen to the music, because sometimes when I have a bad mood music helps me to bring it in a good way. I would love to be a river and dance to you; a rainbow to engulf you; alightening bolt to rush to you with thunder. I want to become a dew drop to quench your inner thirst, a mountain to shield you from any harm. I wish to be a sky to cover you with myself. But I am only me and I can just love you, love you and love you more. CONFUCIOUS SAY: That is very kind of yu Jay. You are such a warm, warm ray of sunshine in are lives. ARGIEBARGIE (Astrid): He farts in bed. CONFUCIOUS SAY: Oh, don't spoiil it dearie.. T-BAG (Master Simon): He could come and fart in my bed! CONFUCIOUS SAY: Skip, you hussie! GREEN FROG (Joan): Who taught my dog t'ai Chi? CONFUCIOUS SAY: Joan has bowled us over again. She is the Zen wizard of Monkwearmouth! My god, I can't get that question out of my head. Who did teach your dog T'ai chi? RED DAWN (Saffron): Rasta can do T'ai chi too and he's a mongrel. he likes to wag his tail when I bongo at night in the park and he barks in rhythm withg the animal dance. CONFUCIOUS SAY: Rasta is a genius, i love him more than words can say. He's like my own dog although he's yours. In china they eat dogs, did you know that? If a towist wizard saw Rasta... SPRING CHICKEN (Shirley): My alsation fits in the cat box. He don't like it but i can get him in when he's naughty! CONFUCIOUS SAY: That isn't funny, shirley. And dont pretend you're joking now. Would you like it in the cat box? Eh? CROUCHING TIGER (Brian): Shirley needs her head examined. CONFUCIOUS SAY: That's not very nice, bri! have you got a question? CROUCHING TIGER (Brian): Sorry, swimming sparrow. I've been trying cat licks clean and my tongue just won't go out that far. you and Saffron could touch your nose but my tongue jus hurts when i try. Bethany thinks I'm a pig. CONFUCIOUS SAY: Keep trying, Bri! A frog can do it! If a amphibian can stick his tongue out i'm sure you can too. You need to get in touch with your inner spirit. DIVINE PHOENIX (Scottie): I keep trying that spider kickiing danceyou sowed me but my arms and legs just seem too long for it... Saffron made it look easy??? CONFUCIOUS SAY: Don't worry Scottie, you just need to loosen up a bit. Saffron has those lovely herbal smokes that just do the trick. RED DAWN (Saffron): Not all mushrooms make good herbal tea. Rasta really likes pretoricus diem but i think it makes him trippy cos he just barks at the toilet all night! CONFUCIOUS SAY: Don't waste your bloody tea on the dog! ANGEL DUST (Veronica): Can you see my aura over the web? CONFUCIOUS SAY: are you trying to take the P*ss? ROUND GIRL (Tamzin): Yoga is another form of Taiji isn't it? CONFUCIOUS SAY: No, dear, it isn't! Yoga was invented by bony cows who needed a social outlet. See ballet also... BLINKING FROG (James): I did yoga once and everyone had leoturds on and they looked pretty hot. It was real hard to consentrate. CONFUCIOUS SAY: It is nothing like animal dance!!! BLINKING FROG (James): I came over all sweaty and they made me sit down and watch. Sometimes i go and watch if there's nothing on telly. They don't mind it much so long as i dont call out anymore CONFUCIOUS SAY: Yoga stick insects don't do animal call, James! Can we PLEASE change th e subject know? GREEN FROG (Joan): Is my goldfish a medium? CONFUCIOUS SAY: You are kidding me? right? Psychic dog and clairvoyant goldfish? Lucky cow. GREEN FROG (Joan): Don't mock me, you hippy! CONFUCIOUS SAY: I'm not. We all love you, Joan. You know that!!! Brother Marc: In the dream I was a horse. a horse galloping across the fields with sweat glistening on my flanks. My hooves pounded the earth and i was a hose. I wake to find myself naked in a field near halifax. CONFUCIOUS SAY: Thank you, Brother Marc for your inspiring vision quest! wow! i bet we'll all be running through those fields tonight, eh? Brother Marc: Another time, the rainbow spoke to me. It told me that i was a doberman. This reminded me of Chaucer. CONFUCIOUS SAY: Brother Marc is one of our gurus at flowering unicorn. he is a master of naked t'ai Chi and is a regular at Findhorn.RED DAWN (Saffron): And he dresses like a sorceror!!!CONFUCIOUS SAY: we agreed not to go down that avenue, saffron! Brother Marc: i have felt you throbbing across the universe. Your naked tai chi sends ripples through concrete & jelly alike. Brother, we are one, we are united in the mighty Tow, and the nakedness it is flabby and joyous. Everything Saffron says is true. He wears a tight yellow muscle vest and goes for long runs on the beach. vegas baby Vegas. CONFUCIOUS SAY: I'm shivvering all over after that one! Vegas??? was the beloved Elvis a towist wizard? GREEN FROG (Joan): He sounds like a dickhead to me.CONFUCIOUS SAY: Elvis or Brother Marc? have some respect, joan! RED DAWN (Saffron): I bet he speaks elvish! get it? elvis'h? ahhahahahaha!¬ CONFUCIOUS SAY: SAFFRON!!! this is not the lord of the ring fanclub! please keep it sensible. if you want to go all runey on us, please follow the dark lord sauron to another chatroom! RED DAWN (Saffron): Rasta likes all 3 films. CONFUCIOUS SAY: bloody hell, Saffron - it isn't real - there was never a middle earth. he just made it all up. GREEN FROG (Joan): Like the fairies?. CONFUCIOUS SAY: now youre just being awkward again. we all know that fairies are real. Tolikien was just some junky who loves talking to trees. GREEN FROG (Joan): Like Saffron? CONFUCIOUS SAY: He's a dear, so leave hima lone. WISE OWL (Barbara): Saffron told me a about this deep deep Towist wizard training method called 'shining the monkey balls' that he laerned of Nate. I just can't take that seriously. CONFUCIOUS SAY: Hmmm Brother Marc: Are you serious when you eat? When you release your payload? Or when you make sweet sweet love? No it doesn't matter whether Nate eats monkeys balls or plays with them what matters is whether he's serious or not we are all serious about something which makes seriousness itself suspect. Seriosness is a form of greed it's about wanting more, wanting to own, wanting, wanting, wantng, wanting, wantng... sorry. I got quite carried away. Our lord Jesus said give it all away. give it gladly. yiou can have anything i own. it's yours ia mean it! CONFUCIOUS SAY: Amen, WISE OWL (Barbara): so, whats the answer then? is that plonker Saffron pulling my proverbial? CONFUCIOUS SAY: T'ai Chee is like chineese whispers. nate told me that not to think about it so much. he just does what his techer told him. When you know all the animal form, you just learn a new one. MEANINGFUL SHADOW (Angela): I know 24 step, 42 step, 48 step, 56 step, 108 step, sin style, wu style, Cheng Man Ch'ing, Li family, Yang Cheng-fu and Rose Li's own style (not sure what to call it really - beijing??), along with Nate's version of ynag style, whisch is lovely if I do say. Keep pestering that Master ma blokey for a lesson but he says he teaches a martial art. I thought he taught T'ai chi??? CONFUCIOUS SAY: Saffron has befriended several chavs. I'don't know whaT chavs are but Its a Kind thing To do iN my opinIon. Brother Marc: Are you mad, woman? CONFUCIOUS SAY: Oh?? dear. |
Tuesday, 2 March 2004
Thursday, 12 February 2004
Bra Talkj With GEoff
Hi, I'm Geoff and I'd like to talk about bras, in particular men who like or feel the need to wear a bra. I've called this page Bra Talk With Geoff.
A picture of me modelling a bra:
Nowadays many men have grown MOOBS and it is quite natural that we should want to wear a bra. The brassiere was designed to protect and support the breast, and when you have moobs, it is natural that you should want to offer them the comfort of a well-fitted bra.
My moobs are quite large and whilst they bothered me at first they are now the favourite part of my body, particularly since the enlarged nipples have lead to increased sensitivity, which is pleasing to me. I don't think that I could breast feed with my moobs but I have considered buying a milking kit from time to time just to find out for myself.
Sometimes people call me a tranny but that is downright silly because women wear male clothing all the time. I've seen women in jeans, in trousers, in socks and in T-shirts and in chunky workboots, and these are all male clothing. So what's the big deal? Women are transvestites and they are dead serious about dressing like a man. My neighbour is so masculine that I forget who the man is. Her husband has larger breasts than me so I bet they have an interesting private life, eh?
Sometimes people call me a tranny but that is downright silly because women wear male clothing all the time. I've seen women in jeans, in trousers, in socks and in T-shirts and in chunky workboots, and these are all male clothing. So what's the big deal? Women are transvestites and they are dead serious about dressing like a man. My neighbour is so masculine that I forget who the man is. Her husband has larger breasts than me so I bet they have an interesting private life, eh?
Why do moobs grow?
Many scientists say that it is diet and that fish have started to change sex without reason and hermaphrodite animals are now quite commonplace in farms. I eat a lot of fish and have tasted the pleasures of the farmyard, so this could well be true. Lots of foods have additives and preservatives originally designed for use in space and when travelling to other dimensions, so I imagine that this sort of chemical was never meant to be mass consumed by men around the planet.
What can you do about moobs?
Celebrate! That's what I did, because I realised that there was nothing whatsoever I could do about them. With oestrogen levels like mine I could be looking at needing vaginoplasty within a year or two, so what's a pair of moobs. Plus, there are so many men who look like women and women who look like men these days that nobody really notices. I get catcalled by builders all the time and have even got my moobs out once or twice abroad when bathing topless. It was quite risque!!!
Many scientists say that it is diet and that fish have started to change sex without reason and hermaphrodite animals are now quite commonplace in farms. I eat a lot of fish and have tasted the pleasures of the farmyard, so this could well be true. Lots of foods have additives and preservatives originally designed for use in space and when travelling to other dimensions, so I imagine that this sort of chemical was never meant to be mass consumed by men around the planet.
What can you do about moobs?
Celebrate! That's what I did, because I realised that there was nothing whatsoever I could do about them. With oestrogen levels like mine I could be looking at needing vaginoplasty within a year or two, so what's a pair of moobs. Plus, there are so many men who look like women and women who look like men these days that nobody really notices. I get catcalled by builders all the time and have even got my moobs out once or twice abroad when bathing topless. It was quite risque!!!
Flowering Unicorn BRAFEST, celebrating men's right to wear a bra if they want to.
Wednesday, 17 December 2003
Saturday, 13 December 2003
Friday, 12 December 2003
Thursday, 3 July 2003
Friday, 13 December 2002
Thursday, 12 December 2002
Tuesday, 21 May 2002
Mandala
Hello my lovely, warm Buddhist friends and admirers. My name is Mark Jones but I like to call myself Heart Like The LIver or Mandala for short. When my guru at Guhyaloka ordinated me in the ways of Buddhism I knew I was destined for specialness and so I am. He took my hand in his intimate special way and said that I have a very feminine aura.
You may be asking what does it mean to be ordinated like me? Well, it is very simple really. You no longer use your real name anymore and you get to tell everyone your special special new name. The name that defines you. The name that sets you apart and makes you so remarkable and interesting and soothing to be around. It is your new name that makes you a Buddhist.
Is Buddhism a religion? Yes it is. It is all about self-discovery. Knowing yourself. That is why all ordinated Buddhists are given a new name. It helps them to know who they are. All of my friends got new names that had special cryptic meanings that take ages to explain to everyone. And people love you because you are a celebrity too. Did you know that Richard Gere and Penelope Cruz are Buddhists too? And Tony Blair. Now that is special company to be sharing your time with indeed. This makes you famous like Dalai Lama. He's the Buddha god made flesh I believe.
I think that its so beautiful to be a Buddhist. Buddhism is the most popular Lifestyle Religion on the planet. Many people join because absolutely nothing is expected of you. Like I already explained its all in the name. It doesn't harm to know a few buzzwords too: 4 fold path, enlightenment, robes, sandals, prayer beads, Richard Gere. Pretty soon anyone can get the hang of and talk Total Buddhism.
Is Buddhism a religion? Yes it is. It is all about self-discovery. Knowing yourself. That is why all ordinated Buddhists are given a new name. It helps them to know who they are. All of my friends got new names that had special cryptic meanings that take ages to explain to everyone. And people love you because you are a celebrity too. Did you know that Richard Gere and Penelope Cruz are Buddhists too? And Tony Blair. Now that is special company to be sharing your time with indeed. This makes you famous like Dalai Lama. He's the Buddha god made flesh I believe.
I think that its so beautiful to be a Buddhist. Buddhism is the most popular Lifestyle Religion on the planet. Many people join because absolutely nothing is expected of you. Like I already explained its all in the name. It doesn't harm to know a few buzzwords too: 4 fold path, enlightenment, robes, sandals, prayer beads, Richard Gere. Pretty soon anyone can get the hang of and talk Total Buddhism.
My school of Buddhism is called Casual Buddhism. If you are special, join me and join me now. Worship me as your guru and I will bless you with a special new name. I will take requests, so don't worry about getting a crap one or anything.
-- Gere is an actor by the way... he made a few movies in the early 1980's I was told
---See more pics on my pal A-Cuppa's site: http://www.flickr.com/photos/90664717@N00/
-----http://www.newcastlebuddhistcentre.org/ go on a pilgrimage now, and find me. I will tell you who you are and give you a new name.
Thursday, 13 December 2001
Wednesday, 12 December 2001
Thursday, 22 November 2001
Gatherings
We meet every week to share our love
T'ai Chi is a sharing moment when you can say what youlike and be who you like. Nobody will judge you if you like to swear or if you prefer to smoke whilst dancing. Nobody stops an elephant from singing do they? We thnk of ourselves as being a myriad rainbow of eclectic consciousness welcoming all faiths, beliefs and wonderment. Siome people call us superstitios but we don't mind that at all, maybve we are superstitious??? Who knows???
- You will find us at the hall in glastonbury between six thirty and eleven
- We like new people. They are ever so friendly and confused. Like little lost children or puppies on the beach.
- Bring your own alcohol and cigarettes if you want to smoke. Remember that it is illegal to smoke pot INSIDE our commnunity centre.
- You can bring your own bongos too! we love to do T'ai Chi to music. it is how the tribal ancestors did it with the wizards of ancient china. They used to have these violins made of bone and grass and they'd make it sound like running water from a tap.
- Food is allowed too - no vegetarians please, Only a fool turns away gods bounty. if animals weren't meant to be eaten, why do they taste so nice????
- We DO NOT USUALY ALLOW NUDITY during the gathering. Only the Marsters may be nude!!
- We hold summer camps for Shamen training and that's when we paint ur bodies and get back to nature - booking for next Summer does not start until after All Hallows Eve
- Please leave your preconseptions at home!
Guru samantha is one of opur most poplar guset speakers. She offers wonderful adice in her sexuall seminars.
She gets us all too share are love and it is very rwarding to take off our togs.
Thursday, 28 December 2000
Saturday, 23 December 2000
Sunday, 17 December 2000
Wednesday, 13 December 2000
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