Moving chee

Being able to move your CHee is extremely important.



    T'ai Chi could be spelled T'ai Chee if you wanted to spell it that way but I dont so i haven't. Chee is a football of spiritual ectoplasm that moves around your body and we have developed special ways of learning how to move it around our bodies in harmoney with the celestial bodies around us. Try these lovely exercises at home:

1.  Pass the Chee. make a circle and pull the Chee out of yourself and pass it to the next person. Don't forget to make your ANIMAL call!!! the CHee won't know to come out if you don't call it first.
2. Feeling Chee. clutch your hand to your lovers head or your mum's or dogs and feel their cHee! It is a wonderous experience when you make your animal call and feel Their Chee answer you!
3. Spirit fingers. your fingers need to waggle as you do the animal forms and this will allow your spiritual blockages to pass more easily in a morning or before you go to bed. Let them do it by themselves: your fingers will remmeber what it was like in the womb.
4. Share the goodness. Now, you have the basics, lets get technical!!! Form a circle and pass the chee from one part of your body to somebody elses. Give your Kidney Chee to your neighbour, and they can give there Brain Chee to theri b=neighbour. You can go round the whole circle, just healing one another but make sure you get your Kidney Chee back at the end!
5. Sexual ectoplasmic Chee. Yes, it sounds naughty but you all know my feelings about down there! (I don't even like to let Rasta sniff and he really likes to sniff you know). No it isn't naughty at all.
6. Rubbing Chee.  Saffron calls this one rude too but he said that Rasta likes it so he mustnt mind it that much. All you do is make your animal call and vigorously rub the other person. They will get very hot and maybe pur like a cat!!
7. Swinging Salome. Yes, ladies its belly dance time and we all know how to shimmie! Rock your hips and get your tummy wobbling. Sway your hips and remember to click with your tongue. Be careful when you are hopping! Feel sexy. Your are sexy! Feel your Chee glowing in the air around you.
8. Call the spirits. If you ckose your eyes and shake your body up and down quickly the spirits will notice you and be drawn to your colours.